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the bottom of many a lovely bottle...  there lies the portal to spiritual transcendence... the cravings of the physical world evanesce and the world becomes engulfed in observations coupled with existential ponderings.

I am a farmer who raise ducks and cows. The animals have a total of 9 heads and 26 feet. How many ducks and cows do I have?
Submitted by The BlueTie.

hmmm... if you want to get all symantical and whatnot...  cows don't have feet... they have hooves... that established,  one could say that there are 13 ducks... and seeing that cattle is counted in "heads of cattle"... no such thing as "heads of duck"... then there would be 9 cows...  this, by the by, is assuming there are no genetic mutations... multiheads... or 8 legged ducks... and no respective farm animal decided to "get jiggy" with the corn-shearer... and lose a limb... and assuming that "feet" is directly tied to ground-trodding appendeges... vs.. unit of measure for length... for those numbers could easily be skewed... I'm sure everyone has heard of a "turducken"... mathematcially, a duck, could be jammed into the orafice of any bovine... hence messing with the length measurement of any flock/gathering of duck/beef farm animalgum. (animal amalgam in Joeish)
regardless... there is enough meat here to feed a medium sized IT team...slow roasted over charcoal...  accounting for the 1.2% possibility that some freak would bring tofu pups to a cookout.... and even the staunchest veghead would dine on the flesh of a delicious Ducow (not to be confused with the concentration camp Dakow...)... if saturated with the appropriate volume of alcoholic beaverge... IT member ... not the meat... tho... I hear that Pinot Noir "et herbum" would be and IDEAL marinade for any red meat.

In honor of the upcoming Olympics, what could you win a gold medal in?
Submitted by TheFiercestCalm.

hmmm... interesting... prolly one of two things... 1) bullshitting... the raging quagmires of both my personal and professional lives have both been enhanced and down-trodden by the magic of my silvertongue. 2) masturbation - my number one past time... directly proportionate to the "facet 1" tied to my personal life.

... snoop a few links... and you find out that you set up a blogosphere years ago... wow...
then again... it is mere proof that i'm mildly retarded... and too much geek for my own good...
Irregardless.... music is life... art is evolution....
the magic that is fadedhalo is mixing it up on 080808.. is there a luckier day this millenium... I think not..   Basta in Weymo... join the madness.... hit http://www.faded-halo.com check some live tunes on http://www.myspace.com/fadedhalo... or just email me at the "known haunts"...
Slainte..
J